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Lt Colonel Fighting Jack Churchill, aka Mad Jack

• fought throughout WW2 with a longbow and a broadsword;
• was also known to bring bagpipes;
• volunteered for the Commandos, not because he knew what they did but “because it sounds dangerous”;
• crawled out of a concentration camp;
• about the end of WW2, commented “If it wasn’t for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years.”
• atta boy

In retirement, however, his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passengers by throwing his attaché case out of the train window each day on the ride home. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he wouldn’t have to carry it from the station.

Eroo.

(Source: navalenigma)